roe-oo:

rip funny ore mound I’ll miss you funny ore mound

braxiatel:

“This is my dream home. This is my dream world. And for that reason I’m going to live in it forever” IM GOING TO GOING INSANE. MUMBO JUMBO MENTAL ILLNESS

dreamatduskk:

i missed drawing shiny hardware…

bamsara:

I meant to include this in the other post but I forgot

bigandtired-deactivated20250405:

gnarlyghost:

STAMPEDE

gnarlyghost:

Low G station quarter

finn-furry:

We got ghost mpreg before school spirits season 3

fishmech:

evil-ubuntu:

Silly phone, you’re not detecting an analog audio accessory, you’re detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

smorpher:

Two weeks until the Ides of March!

the-haiku-bot:

ingridverse:

cellaspider:

ouroborosorder:

ouroborosorder:

ouroborosorder:

ouroborosorder:

i think trans people need more fun stereotypes. so many groups get at least one that is like, offensive but also kinda baffling, like “gays walk fast” or “germans are obsessed with efficiency.” all we get are like “evil sex predator” shit

we need to convince transphobes that trans women love to fish. so much that we will destroy our lives to go fishing. we will lose our jobs for the sake of a good reel. this is not based on anything but i think it would be funny

when i leave my family reunion i want my slightly shitty uncle to turn to me and go “hey, see ya by the riverbank,” with a wry laugh that makes me have to awkwardly chuckle in return. i think this would be a fun reality to live in for a few weeks before i get tired of it

this is everything to me. this is my light in the dark. This is why I am still alive. If you want to find your local trans scene. Check out the independent fish stores. I have been given a new main story objective

I want to be a woman

fish fear me

(this is a trans woman joke, any other gender identities feel free to add on your version. Actually hand over your version, put it in or else. Or don’t. No pressure. But please do.)

List of Species Which Can Change Gender and Can Be Found In a Fish Store:

• Wrasses (several types)
• Kobudai
• Fathead Minnow
• Blackchin Parrotfish
• Coral Trout
• Clownfish
• staff

List of Species Which

Can Change Gender and Can Be

Found In a Fish Store:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

rainbow-taishi:

Reverse is appealing as well

kissycat:

My favorite art is first sentences of scientific papers, I love reading sentences like “movement is of integral importance to animals” or “snow has long been recognised for its ecological importance” fuck yes so truee

yuritypology:

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers’ names but I’m afraid it’s a nietzsche subgenre